The entire world will be a richer place, Laurel, once you have more money than I need and begin saving and have your new, faster, fancier, lighter laptop.
We knew this when we helped you pick your dreams.
So let's get cracking,
The Universe
And so you see, Laurel, there is this deep, intrinsic, unidentified yet palpable yearning by the masses for you to have all that you want, and they, unwittingly, are prepared to help.
