10... 9... 8... 7... 6...

Dearest Laurel, I was about to wish that your every dream come true. That you find yourself surrounded by friends, laughter, and good times. I almost wished that your every cup runneth over financially, romantically, spiritually, and creatively. That good health be your faithful companion, peace your guarded ally, and love your perpetual guide. When suddenly, it dawned on me that as an infinite, powerful, fun-loving gladiator of the Universe, with eternity before you and the power of your thoughts to help shape it... it's you Laurel Stone, who will be granting wishes this year.

10... 9... 8... 7... 6...
    The Universe

Oh, Laurel, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY NEW YEAR anyway!

Share some eggnog

 Sometimes, Laurel, instead of running from something scary in your life, it's easier to learn not to be scared of it.

Let it stay. Pull up a chair. Share some eggnog.

Tallyho,
    The Universe

Besides, Laurel, you're bigger... and you have wings.

Laugh long and hard

Whatever your problem or challenge may be, Laurel, laugh at it. Laugh long and hard.

Because you are forever and it is temporary.

Love you,
    The Universe

Ain't no pain or vice, Laurel, that you won't prevail over and be more for. And knowing this will hasten its retreat and blessings.

Give thanks

Give thanks, Laurel, whenever you want more.

Of anything,
    The Universe

And happy dance, Laurel, whenever you want LOTS more.

Do it your way

Do it your way, Laurel.

That's what you're there for.

Ciao,
    The Universe

And actually, Laurel, that's what everyone in your life was counting on, no matter how much they deny it.

Bowing before Greatness

If it's not yet obvious to you, the real reason for this, and all seasons, is you, Laurel. A more perfect child of the Universe has never lived. Until now, only celebrations cloaked in myth and mystery could hint at your divine heritage and sacred destiny. You are life's prayer of becoming and its answer. The first light at the dawn of eternity, drawn from the ether, so that I might know my own depth, discover new heights, and revel in seas of blessed emotion.

A pioneer into illusion, an adventurer into the unknown, and a lifter of veils. Courageous, heroic, and exalted by legions in the unseen.

To give beyond reason, to care beyond hope, to love without limit; to reach, stretch, and dream, in spite of your fears. These are the hallmarks of divinity - traits of the immortal - your badges of honor. May you wear them with a pride as great as the immeasurable pride we feel for you.

Your light has illuminated darkened paths, your gaze has lifted broken spirits, and already your life has changed the course of history.

This is the time of year we celebrate Laurel Stone.

Bowing before Greatness,
    The Universe

Laurel, 2012 has your name all over it, Tiger.

Agree?

 Baby souls learn the most immediately following a disagreement.

Young souls learn the most immediately following a disagreement.

And, Laurel, old souls learn the most immediately following a disagreement, although they usually only disagree with themselves, very politely.

Agree?
    The Universe

There's always something new to learn, Laurel

Duck!!

 What do blaring trumpets, cartwheeling angels, harping harpsichordists, and celestial hoedowns bring to mind?

The Pearly Gates? Welcome "Home" parties? Heaven gone wild?

Actually, Laurel, they play for every earthly sunrise and all of the moments of each day and night that follow.

Duck!!
    The Universe

Phew... you were nearly accidentally side-kicked by an exuberant admirer returning from a hoedown, Laurel, who simply adores you.

In their own words

The top 10 things dead people want to tell living people, Laurel, are:

1. They're not dead.
2. They're sorry for any pain they caused.
3. There's no such thing as a devil or hell.
4. They were ready to go when they went.
5. You're not ready.
6. They finally understand what they were missing.
7. Nothing can prepare you for the beauty of the moment you arrive.
8. Don't try to understand this now, but life is exceedingly fair.
9. Your pets are as crazy, brilliant and loving, here, as they were there.
10. Life really is all about love, but not just loving those who love you...

In their own words,
    The Universe

They also wanted you to know that they really do show up as orbs in some of your photos, Laurel, but so does water. Quite a talkative bunch.

Everything makes you more

For every physical adventure, Laurel, there's the possibility of loss. That's what makes it an adventure.

For every spiritual adventure, there's only gain. Which totally spoils the adventure, and is why you choose to forget that all physical adventures are really spiritual adventures.

Everything makes you more,
    The Universe

Just like reality TV, Laurel, is anything but. By the way... your ratings here are ASTRONOMICAL!

You're getting warmer

There's not one person on Earth who's there for the same reason as you...

Finding and celebrating Laurel Stone.

Whoop,
    The Universe


You're getting warmer, Laurel... warmer... HOT! You're really, really HOT!!!

Putting the "U" in Unforgettable

Most people quickly forget car types, brand names, and whether or not you could throw a Frisbee, Laurel, but forever remember the broadly smiling, animal talking, tree hugging eccentrics they befriended.

Go for the latter.

Putting the "U" in Unforgettable,
    The Universe

Good thing about the Frisbee, huh, Laurel?

S'mores over a campfire

Lilac pandas, dancing flowers, sugar mountains, and rainbow houses, Laurel, don't even hint at the splendor of where you came from. But then, your friends back "home" can't imagine crimson sunrises, falling snow in moonlight, twirling dolphins, wagging tails, purring hearts, ocean mists, or bare feet in grass.

You've so impressed the Joneses.

Another day in paradise,
    The Universe

Not to mention s'mores over a campfire, in the woods, surrounded by spying deer, squirrels, and beavers, Laurel, listening to harp music... or whatever.

Enquiring minds want to know...

 Let's slide forward in time a bit, Laurel. Far enough to where we find your greatest dreams of the present have come true long ago. Seems like you've had a new, faster, fancier, lighter laptop forever, and that ages ago it was common knowledge among the angels that you would inevitably have more money than I need and begin saving. And oh, yes, there were countless happy surprises along the way, that, well, I'm not at liberty to write about here, but use your imagination!

OK, now that you've achieved so much, moved on, and your life is rocking, pray tell: How much did being on "Piers Morgan Tonight" change things for you? What are your new life priorities these days? Any regrets over refurbishing that castle in Scotland? Are most of your friends famous, or do you shun the "in" crowd? What advice would you give yourself if you could go back in time to, say, the end of 2011? Does Angelina really care about the underprivileged, or is she just co-chairing the Laurel Stone Greener Planet event to curry favor with the rich and powerful? What is it that you now dream of with all your heart and soul? And finally, do you think it was your powers of persuasion, or your progressive rap lyrics, that convinced the North Koreans to go non-nuclear?

Enquiring minds want to know...
    The Universe

Eek, Laurel! I meant to warn you in advance not to drive or operate heavy machinery while reading this one. You OK?

Awesome normal

 If you only knew, Laurel, how normal you were when you thought you were weird.

How strong you were when you thought you were weak.

And how ready you were when you thought you weren't.

You'd think again, oh Great One Revered by All in the Unseen -
    The Universe

Not normal normal, Laurel, awesome normal. And ready ready.

T-s-s-s-s-s-s

Young souls use pain to learn how things are.

Mature souls use pain to learn how else things might be.

And old souls, Laurel, use pain to learn how else they might be.

T-s-s-s-s-s-s,
    The Universe

Of course, Laurel, pain is only a choice, among many, for such learning. It just happens to be very popular.

Just sayin'

The light is getting brighter, Laurel.

The path is getting clearer.

And you are getting closer.

That's all I'm saying,
    The Universe

Actually, Laurel, this has been true every day of your life, but sometimes it helps to be reminded of it. Whoohooo, you!

Oh what fun we will have in 2012

 There's only a little bit of time left, Laurel.

Soon, everyone will know of your greatness, magnanimous nature, giving spirit, and manifesting prowess.

Would you mind terribly if we began shooting the documentary of your life-so-far? We want some before and after shots to catch the looks on their faces when they first hear that you'll be on an Oprah special, with the Queen, talking to dolphins.

Cool?
    The Universe


Oh what fun we will have in 2012, Laurel! Oh, and when shall we deliver your new, faster, fancier, lighter laptop? Sure you don't want two of them? Maybe you could give one to Oprah... or the Queen?

Nothing is random.

Not the pain, Laurel, or the relief. Not the answer or the question. Not the challenge or the victory. The song or the sparrow... Nothing is random.

 I'm like that, The Universe

Not the email, Laurel, not even this one.

Get it?

Whether you see it, feel it, or know it, Laurel, right now you're being provided for.

 And you always will be.

 Get it?

 The Universe

 Nice to know people in high places, huh, Laurel?

Can you hear me now??

What if, Laurel, you're already doing everything right, even though you're not sure?

And the surprises along the way have only sped things up, even though it felt like they slowed you down?

And all that you want is now barreling towards you, even though you can't see it?

And when it arrives it'll exceed your every expectation, even though your dreams were huge? Wouldn't you be making some really weird noises about now?

Whoohoo'ing, howling... maybe even whoohoo-howl-barking?

 Well? The Universe

 I'm just glad you can't hear me right now, Laurel....

That's okay

If you only gave yourself credit, Laurel, for all the things you do that you do not give yourself credit for, you'd be astonished to learn how much you really do accomplish in a single day. Every single day.

That's okay though, because I'm still "counting" all of it.

 The Universe

 Some of the angels here think you're pure magician, Laurel. The rest know it.

Taking massive action

Taking massive action on massive dreams amidst massive uncertainties, Laurel, is pretty much where everyone had to start.

 And then things got way easier.

 Massive love,

 The Universe

 Massive uncertainties, Laurel, are normal. Whoohoo!

What might have been

While it's often fashionable to dwell upon what might have been, Laurel, what's usually overlooked is that really and truly, it couldn't have.

 Because, invariably, any romanticized versions of how things "might have been," are based upon fictionalized versions of the past.

 Un-hun,

The Universe

 You see, Laurel, most of the time when people think the present could have been different than it is, it's because they think the past was different than it was. Happily, the future can still be anything, when you surrender to the details (and who has to do what).

Cupcakes, Ding Dongs, and Ho-Hos

Detours, challenges, and crisis, Laurel, are simply covers for miracles that had no other way of reaching you.

 It's all good,

 The Universe

 Cupcakes, Ding Dongs, and Ho-Hos, Laurel, are just plain old miracles.

Having a dream

Having a dream, Laurel, is more important than having it come true.

 Just a little oddity to spin the wheels of your mind.

 Ciao,

 The Universe

They all come true, Laurel, eventually, only to be replaced by others. Until then, they turn you on, give you hope, and bring you closer to home.

Including Thursdays

There are absolutely no worldly circumstances, Laurel, under which you can't or shouldn't be making the very best of things.

 Including Thursdays,

 The Universe

 And desserts, Laurel.

So easy to forget

It's being alive, Laurel, that makes you rich.

So easy to forget,

The Universe

 And no matter how you spend them, Laurel, each day makes you more.

What if

What if every unexpected delay, postponement, or redirect, Laurel, only meant that at the very last second, right before the scheduled manifestation, I had an even better idea?

It happens.

 The Universe

 Way, way better, Laurel... We're talking, like, pajamas with built in feet.

Yeee-haaaa!

If you're at least visualizing enough to wonder whether or not you're doing it right, Laurel, you're doing it right, and you're way, way ahead of the game.

Yeee-haaaa!

The Universe

 And if you aren't visualizing, Laurel, that's perfectly all right. Lots of people still succeed the hard way.

Ever wish for do-over days

Ever wish for do-over days, Laurel?

You know, hit the reset button and give 'er another shot?

 Cool. Will today work? It's never too late,

 The Universe

 Laurel, they're all do-over days, you're a forever being, and whatever you once dreamed of for yourself, I still dream of for you.

Each challenge

Laurel, each challenge adds to the suspense, adds to the mystery, adds to the chaos, adds to the possibilities, adds to the romance, adds to the adventure, adds to the joy.

 And I say anything that adds to the joy should be embraced.

 Cool? The Universe

 There's nothing challenging that has ever happened in your life, Laurel, that one day you won't look back upon with deep gratitude.

Rebel yell optional

Once one passes through the entry gates of time and space (Laurel, this applies to you), it may be handy to know that simply dwelling upon joy, abundance, or anything else involving people, will literally draw complete strangers into your life, as if they were puppets on marionette strings.

Creating new and totally unpredictable circumstances that will bring you more, more, more of whatever you were thinking about.

 Rebel yell optional - The Universe

 And, Laurel, they don't have to be that strange.

Even proud..

Usually the most beautiful people, the most popular and loved, the "in" and chic, cool and hip, are the last ones to ever wonder about life, how it really works, manifesting change, and making a difference. Laurel, you beat the system.

 Ever proud, The Universe

 So proud, Laurel. I tell anyone who will listen that I knew you before you were even a "wispy-wisp." And they're all like, "No-o-o-o way!"

Say it with love...

Whatever you have to say, Laurel, say it with love.

 Love you, The Universe

 And whatever you have to hear, Laurel, hear it with love.

Acres of diamonds, baby -

Don't get me wrong, Laurel, I'm an absolute zillionaire many times over, and I thoroughly enjoy the freedom it gives me.

Yet I can't help but notice that for many, if they spent less time gainfully seeking opportunities for abundance that might one day pan out, and more time doing what they already know, with what they already have, from where they already are, they'd have a lot more of the stuff.

 Of course, the best barometer of any pursuit's likely windfall is happiness with its journey, which in every regard overrides what I first said.

 Acres of diamonds, baby - The Universe

 And believe me, Laurel, I started with nothing.

Do you know ...

Do you know how most people get jobs they love, Laurel? They first loved the job they had, and everyone noticed.

 And I do mean everyone. The Universe

 The same goes for most people, Laurel, who get cars they love, homes they love, people they love, and bodies they love.

When you see things

When you see things that pain you, Laurel, that sadden you, or that make your heart ache, remember... you're not seeing all. I hope you never need this one.

 All love, The Universe

 Yeah, Laurel, and I do hope you "need" all the abundance ones I've sent. If you're down with abundance, and all.

All things are...

I hope you know how important you are, Laurel, in contributing to the "all things are exactly as they should be" concept, on this very day. Because without you, they wouldn't be.

 Big hug, The Universe

 Not even a little, Laurel. Same for tomorrow.

What if I told you?

Laurel, what if I told you that your every conflict, disappointment, struggle or challenge, with others or yourself, was merely a manifestation of what's going on within your own thinking...

 would you go there first to fix, mend, and allay?

 Yeah, you might miss the drama.

 The Universe

 Would you, Laurel?

See the difference?

Be there, Laurel.

Go there now and never leave. Imagine that your dreams have already come true. Live your life from that mindset. Predicate your behavior on that reality, not the illusions that now surround you. Filter every thought, question, and answer from there. Let your focus shift and be born again - because dwelling from, not upon, the space you want to inherit is the fastest way to change absolutely everything.

 See the difference? The Universe

 All together now, Laurel, "Because dwelling from, not upon, the space you want to inherit is the fastest way to change absolutely everything."

From time to time,

While you might, from time to time, envy others, Laurel, it's precisely during those moments when you might ask yourself whether or not you'd actually like to be them.

 Envy cured. Huh?

 The Universe

 Personally, Laurel, I think you and I have it made.

Dream on and dream big

You've got your agenda. I've got my agenda. OK... so my agenda is actually your agenda. You do have an agenda, Laurel. Right?

 Dream on and dream big -

 The Universe

 Whatever you want, Laurel, dwell upon the end result and move. I'll connect the dots.

You're alive!

It's true, Laurel, sometimes when you've had a difficult day, or met difficult people, been let down, disappointed, or heartbroken, it's easy to completely forget the most important thing of all... you're alive.

 Without even trying.

 Who loves ya? The Universe

 You're alive, Laurel, and you will be really happy again (if you ever wondered)

Shiver me timbers

Shiver me timbers, Laurel!!!

For just a moment there I thought that time was real, that space was deep, and that manipulating circumstances and messing with the "hows" was the way to manifest life changes! Talk about insanity! Chaos! Doom! 

Whatever you do, Laurel, on this spookiest day of the year and beyond, don't let it happen to you.

 Think, think, and let go -

 The Universe

 Must have been the "apple" punch... Oh, hey, Laurel, nice costume!

what's the scariest thing

Hey, Laurel, what's the scariest thing in the world?

 Yeah, forgetting how much you're loved. Mucho, mucho - The Universe

 Or forgetting you have a partner, Laurel. Me.

...just paying attention.

Gosh, Laurel, sometimes to hear you talk, or to listen to you think, one could get the impression that you have absolutely no idea of how extraordinarily well you use your gifts, or of the difference you've been making. I wasn't eavesdropping... just paying attention.

 Yours, The Universe

 And in case you haven't noticed, Laurel, your life is win/win, for everyone.

The wrong question

Sometimes, Laurel, when you don't know the answer to a question that keeps playing over and over again in your mind, it's because you're messing with the wrong question.

Do you still love me?
    The Universe

Note use of "bad" question above, Laurel.

Moths and butterflies.

One of abundances many corollaries, Laurel, is that the brighter your light, the more you attract... everything.

Moths and butterflies.

At which point you begin learning what to celebrate and what to let fly on by.

Or who,
    The Universe

You're such a flame, Laurel.

Freedom from the past

Freedom from the past, or anything else for that matter, Laurel, always comes in the very instant you stop thinking about it.

Not that you needed to hear that...
    The Universe

And there's simply nothing, Laurel, that can keep you from the adventures you decide to think about today.

Every fortune, gold medal, and trophy...

Every fortune, gold medal, and trophy...

Every comeback, triumph, and celebration...

And every kiss, hug, and hand held, Laurel...

Were first a thought, a whisper, or a dream.

Go, Laurel, go!
    The Universe

Every new, faster, fancier, lighter laptop, Laurel, every new, faster, fancier, lighter laptop.

Do you smile?

When you look into the mirror, Laurel, do you look for what you love most?

Do you look for me?

Do you smile?

Did you just ask, "Is there any other reason to look into a mirror?"

Smartie,
    The Universe

Please tell your friends, Laurel, to never look into a mirror without smiling!

Just a little nudge

Just a little nudge, Laurel, reminding you to keep your emotional antennas fully extended at all times!

At all times,
    The Universe

Feeling your way, Laurel, is the easiest way. And it works wonders on all relationships.

If you can dream it

If you can dream it, Laurel, we can do it.

Notice the "you" and "we" bits, and where they apply?

Go!

The Universe

Laurel, you start, I follow, we roll.

No matter how small

I still don't get why people are so surprised that the turtle beat the rabbit over the long run. Consistent effort, Laurel, no matter how small, sparks magic, fills sails, butters bread, turns tides, instills faith, summons friends, improves health, burns calories, creates abundance, yields clarity, builds courage, spins planets, and rewrites destinies.

No matter how small,

The Universe All in favor of rewriting destiny, or buttering bread, Laurel, say, "Whoohooooo!"

Yo! Ho! Ho!

Yo! Ho! Ho! Laurel, it's time for more good news and bad news!!!

The bad news, is that there are going to be a few more challenges. Ha! You're right, that's the good news, too! Each proving that you're even greater, cooler, and more lovable than you now realize.

You're welcome,

The Universe

 More good news? Laurel, one day soon this will make sense and you'll celebrate EVERYTHING that happens to you.

It's only a thought away!

Absolutely fabulous, Laurel, is only ever a thought away.

 Think it,

 The Universe

 Same goes for tremendous, awesome, and supercoolhappylove, Laurel.

Just a bit?

How about, Laurel, next time you go to work, the mall, or a labyrinth, you glide, slide, and twirl a bit?

Wink, smile, and wave? Dip, bend, and high-five? Strut, saunter, and beam? Just a bit? Teeny, tiny?

The Universe

 Or, you could just walk, Laurel.

You can still make more

No matter how much money or love you've made or lost, Laurel, you can still make more.

 Get down on it,

 The Universe

 More than ever before, Laurel.

Choose the "happy way"!

Sometimes the hard way is really the easy way, Laurel, and the slow way is really the quick way.

 Yet such sublime surprises may remain forever unknown when one waits... and waits... for the quick and easy way to manifest.

 Go! The Universe

 Laurel, choose the "happy way," and then time won't matter.

Focus is everything....

Most think that perception works a lot like a flashlight in the dark, illuminating whatever it's aimed at. The truth, however, Laurel, is that instead of revealing what's there, it creates it. Ain't it so?

Praise be - The Universe

Yeah, Laurel, focus is everything.

ADVENTURERS WARNING:

ADVENTURERS WARNING: Sometimes, being your true radiant self, living in the moment, glad for all you already have and who you already are, Laurel, isn't always easy. Nope, such conditions create the precise moment in one's life when the floodgates of physical abundance swing open the farthest, giving rise to that persistent, nagging "issue of the ages": where to put it all.

 Really - The Universe

Caught you just in time, huh, Laurel?

Countless doorways

It's as if before you there are countless doorways, all leading to new and different hallways. So you wonder and think, calculate and stress, over whether or not you'll knock on the "right" one. But what you can't yet see, Laurel, is that all of the hallways beyond all of the doorways eventually lead to the same great room, in the same great house, with the same great party. So, may as well pick the one you want?

Huh?

 The Universe

 But, Laurel, the party I'm talking about is the journey... you know, not some ethereal la-la land.

You simply decide everything

There is perhaps, no greater debilitating belief, Laurel, than thinking there are elements of your reality that you cannot control - be they fate, karma, the influence of other people, your stars, your palm, your loves, your looks, your personality, your intelligence, your sense of humor, or chocolate. You simply decide everything, moment to moment.

 Next decision please - The Universe

 And while you may not remember all the decisions you've made, Laurel, if you simply start with the ones you make today, it will always be enough.

whoo-hoo'ing

Picture if you will, Laurel, the disciplinarian who micromanages every step in their very careful dance with life and then picture the hooligan whose only disciplines are daydreaming and showing up.

Now, whom do you think is most likely to be heard whoo-hoo'ing from the top of their lungs as they cruise along Rodeo Drive or some winding mountain road, top down, shades up, singing I Did It My Way?

 Whoo-hoo! The Universe

 Love your singing voice, Laurel... and that legendary rebel yell.

Reality is big

Reality is big, Laurel. Nice manifesting.

Your co-producer,

The Universe

 And we've just barely begun, Laurel.

Next time you feel fear

Next time you feel fear, Laurel, either right after a major decision or just before one, it usually means you're exactly where you need to be.

 Nice,

The Universe

Funny, Laurel, how good you are. Really good.

For real?

Some folks are already wondering whether or not you're "for real," Laurel. Same thing happened to all the other legends.

They'll see,

The Universe

 Better to let them "get" you gradually, Laurel, than to start performing outright miracles.

Always shoot straight

Shape shifting is real, Laurel, truth shifting is not.

Always shoot straight,

The Universe

 Lovin' you, Laurel, no matter your truth

Chill, baby

The difference between really, really rich people and those "without," Laurel, pretty much boils down to time. 

Chill, baby - The Universe

The very most that you now dream of having, doing, and being, Laurel, will be the very least that you get.

To be beautiful

To be beautiful in the eyes of another, Laurel, simply forget they're watching.

Tallyho, The Universe

Oh, of course they are, Laurel... Now, forget I just told you that.

On the one hand

On the one hand, I realize it must seem quite disconcerting when you see "bad things" happening to "good people," and "good things" happening to "bad people."

On the other, Laurel, couldn't this be seen as proof that "thoughts becoming things" is an inviolate law? No matter who thinks what? That all are innately endowed with supernatural powers? That I pass no judgment? And that there is nothing you cannot have, do, or be if you can first think it?

Feeling better?

The Universe

 Besides, nothin' happens to anyone, Laurel, that isn't a gift in disguise.

A fairly simple 2-step formula

Stunning rebounds, life altering transformations, and miracles of every shape and size, all follow a fairly simple 2-step formula. First, there must be a connection made in the unseen. Second, there must be a leap in the physical. Well, Laurel, concerning your new, faster, fancier, lighter laptop, thought you'd like to know that the connection's been made, and it's taken our breath away. Happy landings, The Universe Step 3? There's no Step 3, Laurel! Pancake parties have always been purely optional.

Shake, shake, shake...

Always, Laurel, it's the one in motion, who has something to do, whether humble or grand, who is the epitome of gorgeous. Shake, shake, shake... The Universe On the other hand, Laurel, you're a "10" in my book just lying on the grass, in overalls, covered in sweat.

The more proficient one becomes

It's funny, Laurel, but the more proficient one becomes at navigating the ship of their dreams, the more they leave the navigating to me (and the smoother the sailing). And vice versa - the more they leave the navigating to me, the more proficient they become. Your nautical wheeler - The Universe You can trust me, Laurel, to take care of the morrow - to give you unimagined orchards to harvest, new friends to laugh with, and spellbinding twists of "fate" - when you take care of today.

Ironically

Ironically, Laurel, those who label others as selfish are actually concerned with their own well-being. And this is good for a number of reasons, including learning the virtue of it. The Universe Besides, Laurel, depending upon others to live "unselfishly" is still depending upon others.

Cool, huh?

Not only is everyone beautiful in their own way, Laurel, but everyone is beautiful to someone else as well. Just a couple of little perks I built into your whole continuum-thingy. Cool, huh? The Universe And it should go without saying, Laurel, 2 me, U R just stunning.

Think back on your life

Think back on your life, Laurel, just for a moment, to when something wildly wonderful and totally unexpected happened. Something that rocked your world and changed your life. That curled your hair and colored your cheeks. That lit your fire and buttered your bread. See what happens when you leave the cursed hows to me? As you were, The Universe And I'm only getting warmed up, Laurel.

Surrender to the path

It's like once you're prepared, Laurel, truly prepared to carry on for as long as it takes, you'll quickly find, as all movers and shakers have before you, that it doesn't take long at all. Surrender to the path, and go - The Universe This is among the greatest secrets of all time, Laurel. Right up there with how sound built the pyramids... Shhhhh!

Nifty, isn't it?

Nifty, isn't it, Laurel? How in life you don't even have to know how you got where you are, in order to get where you want to go. Think, think, and let go - The Universe Laurel, and then, well, live your little heart out.

Say, "Yes!!!!!"

Isn't it cool how when your thoughts become things, Laurel, and your dreams start coming true, they invariably bring along with them totally unexpected, life-changing manifestations that just blow your mind? Say, "Yes!!!!!" Just my way of doing a little extra - The Universe Which means, Laurel, that once you receive your new, faster, fancier, lighter laptop, it won't be the only thing you'll be celebrating.

Dream even BIGGER.

Do you want to know why I have an issue, Laurel, with compromising, economizing, and settling for less? I have to work just as hard whether the bar has been lowered or raised. Yeah, "Poor Baby..." The Universe Laurel, dream even BIGGER.

The "test" all must pass

Do you think, Laurel, that if someone finally realized that their thoughts became the things and events of their life; began believing that they were truly unlimited; and started to grasp that divine intervention could be freely summoned by anyone to help make their dreams come true, they'd continue doing the same old things, living the same old life, and waiting for the same old miracles? Or would they begin thinking things they've never thought before, saying things they've never said before, and doing things they've never done before? Precisely. The Universe If you will, Laurel, this is the "test" all must pass. Not to prove anything to me, but to themselves.

Doing great things..

While one's capacity to dream great dreams is truly infinite, Laurel, the capacity to do great things is mightily dependent upon one's ability to do little, baby, trite, mortal, dull, and sometimes silly things. Yeah, easy for you, huh? Whooohoooo, The Universe I must be your BIGGEST fan, Laurel, huh?

Psssst.....! Quick!

Psssst.....! Quick! Do you know that once-every-blue-moon-secretly-happy kind of feeling? That beaming-floating-purring kind of feeling? That oh-so-rare-please-don't-let-me-be-dreaming kind of feeling? Laurel, you can feel it right now. Purring, The Universe And all day long, Laurel.

The trickiest of tricks

Here's the trickiest of tricks, Laurel: Should you ever be in need of a miracle (you know, hypothetically, just "what if"), think not of the miracle, not even a little, but instead of its intended result. Tallyho, The Universe Remember this, Laurel, and you'll soon see that squeezing miracles out of the ether is like squeezing juice from a lemon. Kind of.

DECIDE to be happy!

Of course there are exceptions, but all-in-all it seems to me that those who are religious, cling, whereas those who are spiritual, seek. But to be really honest, Laurel, it's the happy folks who know how to live. Grins, The Universe Decide to be happy, Laurel, and the world will beat a path to your door.

What if...

What if, as much as I am the Alpha, the Omega, and everything in between, Laurel, I was also your thoughts? Not just in them. Not just riding upon them. Not just what they manifest. But I was actually the thoughts, themselves? Would it be easier for you to see how far you can send them? How unlimited they are? How dependable? Nonjudgmental? Infallible? Supreme? How potentially healing, nurturing, and magical they are? Would it be easier to see how powerful you are, Laurel? The Universe Not what you expected, Laurel? Does that surprise you? Anywho, choose "me" wisely.

Sometimes....

Sometimes, Laurel, when people say they aren't tired, they really are. Sometimes when they say they don't care, they really care. And sometimes when they say they don't know, they do... but they'd rather not. Yeah, most of the time. The Universe Laurel, think they'll receive this one?

Living in time and space

Living in time and space, Laurel, just might be the scariest, most heartbreaking, and lonely path an angel could ever choose. Until, of course, they realize that being scared doesn't mean they can't make a difference, broken hearts can still love just fine, and that feeling lonely doesn't mean they're actually alone. Then they'll laugh an angel laugh, fluff their wings, and dare a new dare all over again. Love your halo, The Universe You know how angels are, Laurel, don't you?

When you hear words...

When you hear words that hurt, distract, or disappoint, Laurel, at minimum, a silent whisper of gratitude is due the soul who unwittingly risked friendship with a spiritual giant, so that you might sooner understand that words needn't ever hurt, distract, or disappoint. Tallyho, The Universe A BIG "Yee-haaa!" Laurel, followed by a "High-5" works too, but careful who you share this with.

True life mastery

True life mastery, Laurel, is more a function of knowing what to want, than knowing how to get what you want. What? The Universe Anyone can get stuff, Laurel, but it usually takes an old soul to choose their stuff wisely.

When the walls close in...

Laurel, when walls close in, skies turn gray, and dreams seem like they're awfully far away, you're probably just forgetting that the same "hands" that created the sun, the moon, and the stars, are still holding yours, anxious to help. I simply adore you - The Universe Sorry, Laurel, didn't mean to brag with the "sun, moon, and stars" bit... but you have to admit they turned out pretty good.

So much to be thankful for

So much to be thankful for, huh, Laurel? Yet so little time. Let me start with you - The Universe And then, Laurel, rainbows, oceans, sunshine, air, inertia, turquoise, gravity, cotton, otters....

Reality is big

Reality is big, Laurel, but your dreams are bigger. Literally, The Universe You came first, Laurel.

How do you feel about groupies

Two of the most important questions for all aspiring rock stars, Laurel, are: How big do you want to be? What are you now doing about it? "Rock stars" being metaphoric for "have more money than I need and begin saving." I just didn't want to immediately flip you out. See you at the stadium, The Universe Oh, and Laurel, how do you feel about groupies?

....the fastest way.

The questions you have to answer, Laurel, pertain to what, where, when, and why. Mine pertain to how and with whom. Fair? The Universe When you know the end result, Laurel, I always know the fastest way.

"send in the clowns."

The world is filled with many colorful characters, Laurel, one or many of whom would be absolutely thrilled to play along in any drama you'd care to create - romantically, socially, financially, comically - any. You just have to let me do the casting - have to. Truly thrilled, The Universe You decide what you want, Laurel, physically move in its direction and I'll "send in the clowns."

Look out world

To what extremes would you go, Laurel, to bring about your heart's fondest wishes, to manifest your greatest desires, and to live your boldest dreams? OMG - Did you just say visualize daily and take baby steps?! Speechless, The Universe Look out world, Laurel's eyes just closed (you are now closing your eyes to visualize), and everything is about to change.

Always there for you

I heard you yesterday, Laurel. I heard you last week, too. I do wish, however, we'd talk more often. Always there for you, The Universe Yes?! You were about to say? I'm always on the edge of my seat for you, Laurel.

Buy more flowers

Quickie Happiness Workshop for Increasing Profits at Times of Seeming Peril: Think as much, if not more, about growing your income as you do of trimming your expenses. And for extra credit, Laurel, focus on customers more than vendors; smiles more than frowns; possibilities more than risks; options more than commitments; vacations more than overtime; detours more than setbacks; opportunities more than obstacles; and Goldilocks more than the bears. End of Workshop - The Universe And on your way home, Laurel, buy more flowers than normal.

Pink tutu and all -

There is a silence, a peace, and a calm that belies every moment, Laurel. You'll find me there. Pink tutu and all - The Universe Actually, you can find me anywhere, Laurel, but there in the silence I'm harder to miss.

Becoming...

You knew there'd be things that would rattle your cage, push your buttons, and rock your boat, Laurel. These would remind you that there's still more to know. Becoming Laurel Stone - The Universe Yeah, Laurel, you also knew there'd be cool people, cute animals, and cheesy pizzas.

Persistence and patience

If one hangs out in time and space long enough, Laurel, they'll inevitably learn it's through the twin gateways of persistence and patience that masters become masters. Of all things, The Universe I mean they become masters of all things, Laurel!

Never regret love

Never regret love, Laurel. No matter how blind, it improved your world view. No matter how foolish, it made you wiser. And no matter how generous, it made you more. Hubba, hubba, The Universe And while we're at it, Laurel, never regret the second scoop - that one's always mine.

So let's get cracking

The entire world will be a richer place, Laurel, once you have more money than I need and begin saving and have your new, faster, fancier, lighter laptop.

We knew this when we helped you pick your dreams.

So let's get cracking,
The Universe

And so you see, Laurel, there is this deep, intrinsic, unidentified yet palpable yearning by the masses for you to have all that you want, and they, unwittingly, are prepared to help.

It matters not...

No one is rewarded more richly in time, space, or beyond, Laurel, than the person who has helped others.

And it matters not whether they helped selflessly or selfishly, for a profit or for free, with an Apple or a Droid.

Help is help,
The Universe


You should see our billionaires, Laurel... Whoooohooooooooooooooo!

Meant by whom?

Some people think, Laurel, that some things are "meant to be."

Meant by whom?

Not me,
The Universe

You can have it all, Laurel.

Give with a glad heart

Give with a truly glad heart, Laurel, for the sole purpose of the good it will do, and whatever you give shall return to you, multiplied, as if on wings, covered in sparkles.

Richly,
The Universe


Just don't expect the beneficiary of your kindness, Laurel, to be the bringer of your new blessings - very rare; not their job; I know faster ways.

Everyone is worthy

The great thing about feeling deep, profound, earthshaking love, Laurel, is that you can start with anyone.

Next,
The Universe

Everyone is worthy, Laurel.

Old Souls

Baby souls follow.

Young souls lead.

But old souls, Laurel, are happy to dance alone.

Not that I'm spying on you,
The Universe


Laurel, your wisdom is showing.

Wiki this...

As mentioned in the brochures, Laurel, used for recruiting alien life forms from distant realities: "'Time and Space' is where you're never judged, only loved, anyone can be a rock star, and your keys will be wherever you left them."

Spot on, huh?

Wiki this,
The Universe


Keys, Laurel, not kids. And, yes, the rock star bit also caught your attention back when you were an alien life form.

Knowing the difference

It's not that you worry, Laurel, but that you care. A lot.

And knowing this difference can make such a difference, because then you can also remember that caring is my specialty, that every life unfolds in the palm of my hand, and that not one second of eternity is ever revealed that I haven't carefully prepared.

Silly,
The Universe


But hey, Laurel, thanks anyway.

"But, of course!"

Laurel, the beginner scorns criticism.

The wise soul carefully weighs it.

And the Master says, "But, of course!"

The Universe


Laurel, this isn't about agreeing with it, necessarily, but understanding how you summoned it and why it may have stung. Because, yeah, you did, and it didn't have to.

Generosity and gratitude

Generosity and gratitude, Laurel, turn good into great.

Thank you, you're welcome -
The Universe


And in their wake, Laurel, more is summoned.

Dream of possibilities

What I most want you to dream of, Laurel, are possibilities that thrill you.

What I most want you to feel, is happy.

And what I most want you to know, is that you're loved.

Always,
The Universe

What I most want you to dream of, Laurel, are possibilities. Rich, glorious, amazing possibilities. Like your new, faster, fancier, lighter laptop in every color and flavor imaginable, motorized fuzzy dice, and shag carpet... kind of.

Believe what you want

People believe what they want to believe, Laurel. And this, alone, explains what they have or don't have.

Does that make your entire flippin' day, or what?!
The Universe


Believe what you want, Laurel. Give yourself permission, and don't be afraid to go BIG.

Just carry on...

It's kind of strange, Laurel, but first you have to know what you want, defined in terms of the end result. And then you have to physically move towards it, without defining the hows.

At which point, the thing you want actually starts coming to you, on its own terms, from a direction completely unexpected.

Not unlike a cat,
The Universe


Just carry on, Laurel, detached from the details and timing, and perhaps act like you just couldn't care less. Meow.

And that's OK.

Some, Laurel, are better loved from a distance.

For a while, anyway.

And that's OK.

The Universe


Besides, Laurel, love doesn't really know the difference.

Know how much you do!

To some, on other planets, Laurel, you get more done in a single day than they do in an entire year.

On this planet, however, getting things done has been confused with worthiness.

I guess that pretty much answers the intelligent life question.

You're still out of this world,
The Universe

Laurel, there will always be more you could do, but I, for one, would have more fun watching and helping if you realized fully how much you already do, and knew how worthy you already are.

Please pass the Grey Poupon

Through the prism of time and space, Laurel, the scary stuff always looks scarier than it really is.

But this is offset by the fact that the great stuff is always greater... is frequently on sale, comes in more flavors, and goes with pretty much everything.

Please pass the Grey Poupon,
The Universe

Things are always better than you think, Laurel.

...all that you dream of already exists.

Do you know what happens, Laurel, when a dream comes true and you feel your joy bubbling over into wide grins, happy dances, and shrieks of "Holy @#$%!!" and the like?

Your energy actually spills over into the oceans of time and reaches into the past where it laps upon the shores of a former here and now, infusing a former unsuspecting self (who is still merrily living their life due to time's "simultaneousity") with a flash of inspiration or a burst of intuition; a hope for what the future might hold.

Whew... and that, my friend, is the truth about where dreams come from.

The Universe


Laurel, all that you dream of already exists.

A Life Coaching Tip

A Life Coaching Tip from The Universe:

The time will come, Laurel, and it will be sooner rather than later, when your greatest admirers and protégés will look at your life - your achievements, possessions (especially your new, faster, fancier, lighter laptop), and passions - frown a little and sullenly say, "Yeah, but for you... it was easy." At which point you should conceal any yearning you may possess to either object or laugh hysterically. Instead, lovingly look them square in the eye and say, "Yes, and it can be easy for you, too."

Get used to it,
The Universe

Laurel, you have much to teach.

Hidden highways of opportunity

Laced throughout every day of your life, Laurel, are hidden highways of opportunity, invisible crossroads of time, and golden avenues for personal transformation that if only traveled upon would reveal the extraordinary, the sublime, and the unexpected.

Yet most slip by undetected until there's first a childlike wonder at the ordinary, the routine, and the expected.

Hot diggity-dog,
The Universe

After all, Laurel, it's usually a dirt road that leads to the diamond mine.

You're dreaming-g-g-g.

Laurel, oh Laurel-ie-poo... you're dreaming-g-g-g. And while I abhor the idea of disturbing you when things are getting so very exciting in your life, I just want to remind you that no matter what may ever happen, the dreamer is always greater than the dream.

You're the greatest -
The Universe
Laurel... you're dreaming-g-g-g.

Love rocks

The more one loves for no reason at all, Laurel, the easier their life, the greater their friends, and the happier their times.

Love rocks,
The Universe

Not to mention, Laurel... the louder their laughter, the sweeter their smile, the faster their wheels, the bigger their deals, the cleaner their grill, and the less they'll have to spend on aspirin for various and sundry reasons.

Don't hold back

You may not be able to take "it" with you, Laurel, but whatsoever you may do, be, or have in time and space, is already waiting for you here, times 10,000.

Don't hold back,
The Universe

And... whatsoever you may give in time and space, Laurel, will be returned gilded in gold, on silver wings, dipped in chocolate. Really.

Every day's a party....

There's never been a conflict, Laurel, from which both parties didn't have something very cool to learn.

That's why we call them parties.

Gr-r-r-
The Universe

Actually, every day's a party, Laurel, in time and space.

"get out more."

There's always a price to be paid for doing, being, and having more, and it has little to do with working harder or knowing the "right" people.

In as few words as possible, Laurel... "get out more."

Even more,
The Universe

While holding the vision, Laurel, not worrying about the hows, and, every now and then, sauntering.

It's the moment

It's not the day you have to manage, Laurel, but the moment.

It's not the dragon you have to slay, but the fear.

And it's not the path you have to know, but the destination.

What a relief, huh?
The Universe


Happy 4th of July!!!!!


Love every moment, Laurel; nothing can make you less.

Everything, always, and forever.

It's ALL God, Laurel.

Everything, always, and forever.

Good,
The Universe

It's ALL good, Laurel.

Discretion

Discretion, dear Laurel, is the better part of valor.

Spontaneity is the better part of brilliance.

And imagination is the better part of making dreams come true.

Yes we can,
The Universe


Things I learned, Laurel, from a bard, a scientist, and a child who went on to rock the world.... Yes you have.

Some will hear

Some will hear, but not listen.

Some will listen, but not understand.

And some will understand, but not act.

But, Laurel, OMG, once you have more money than I need and begin saving... rest assured these very same friends will call you "lucky," as they secretly begin to move with their own dreams.

Love to love you,
The Universe



You are an inspiration, Laurel, here on earth and to unknown life forms in parallel worlds.

The odd thing

The odd thing about the often long and lonely path of life, Laurel, is that when you get to the end of it and look back, you'll find that it was neither of these.

Swoosh,
The Universe


Stranger still, Laurel, by and large, no matter where it's taken you, its memories will be so sweet, they'll usher forth the happiest of tears.

Next...!

The only economy that matters, Laurel, that can actually put money in your purse, wallet, or the cracks of your sofa, is the economy created by your thoughts, words, and baby steps.

Every day, someone new, near you, becomes a millionaire.

Next...!
The Universe

Even now, Laurel, even in Larsen, just down the road, and you can do it too.

Admittedly happy

It's wild, huh, Laurel, how many happy people there are in the world who claim to be otherwise.

Admittedly happy,
The Universe


The secret to being even happier, Laurel, is feeling all of it that you can now feel.

It's wild

It's wild, huh, Laurel, how many happy people there are in the world who claim to be otherwise.

Admittedly happy,
The Universe


The secret to being even happier, Laurel, is feeling all of it that you can now feel.

In the unseen

You know, Laurel, here in the unseen, where everything is always spotlessly clean, all gadgets work, dust never settles, and everyone's fit as a fiddle, we often miss the deep sense of satisfaction that you feel for a job well done, breaking a sweat, busting a move or otherwise living such blessed physical lives in such a magically spiritual world.

Truly, magic on its own, without even a smidge of suspense, bores.

You should see how fit I am,
The Universe


Of course we have gadgets, Laurel! Where do you think your inventions come from?

Busy being happy

Straight from The Zippy Handbook for Faster Manifestations in Any Time Space Continuum:

"When you want your really gigantic dreams to come true, Laurel, it helps to keep busy and stay happy."

Actually, I added your name, Laurel.

Busy being happy,
The Universe

It also said, "The happier you are with what you already have, Laurel, the happier you are." How zippy is that?

Hold on loosely

The best thing about every financial meltdown, Laurel, global or otherwise, is learning that whatever was lost, can be recreated.

Hold on loosely,
The Universe


It's only money, Laurel, thoughts become things, and it's always easier the next time around.

Sneaky, huh?

See everyone you meet, Laurel, as a brand new invitation to fall in love with me.

Sneaky, huh?

Kiss, kiss -
The Universe

I have to be as sneaky, Laurel, as you are brilliant. Mucho, mucho.

Spiritual Litmus Test

At long last, Laurel, a 2 point Spiritual Litmus Test to see whether or not any old religious doctrine or modern day "ism" is worthy of celebration:

Does it empower all, without conditions and favoritism?
Is everyone loved, forgiven, and accepted eternally?
Hallelujah!
The Universe

Just another step, Laurel, towards ending war, prejudice, and slow driving in the passing lane

Hoedown!

Earth, Laurel, is for champions, heroes, and lovers. Winners of an ancient race won in realms long forgotten against fear, doubt, and vagueness.

You're here because you prevailed. You saw clearly. Strong in spirit, deep in character, and fast to fall in love. And for these extraordinary qualities, anything you can now imagine you've already earned.

Hoedown!
The Universe

So fast to fall in love, Laurel, to forgive, rebound, and dance back into the light... in those crazy bird-shaped shoes of yours.

We can do anything.

When you raise the bar, Laurel, I jump higher.

Ready?
The Universe


We can do it, Laurel. We can do anything.

There's some confusion

WOW! Just checked in on your new new, faster, fancier, lighter laptop, Laurel! Love all the "bells and whistles" you dreamed up! Smokin' hot!

Apparently, however, there's some confusion over where the bouncy seat is supposed to go. So I just told them to put it in your world headquarters executive office, in front of the aquarium... beside the hammock... behind the popcorn maker.

OK?

You're so cute,
The Universe

Your neighbors are going to flip, Laurel, but then they probably expect this from you.

Simple

All that you need to have all that you want, Laurel, will be provided, as if by magic, once you know what you want and do something about it every day.

No matter what,
The Universe



I like simple, Laurel.

Fixing chocolate??

To fix the world, Laurel, you must first see it as broken.

I'm not so sure I'd go there,
The Universe


That would be kind of like fixing chocolate, huh, Laurel?

Do you like bugles?

If you hold out long enough, Laurel, always keeping busy while you wait, your ship has to come in, love has to find you, and bugles will blare as if blown by a million angels.

You do you like bugles?

Promise,
The Universe

In fact, I was actually out hewing mountains on a distant planet when you turned up, Laurel... wearing your trademark bunny slippers. I did think that was odd, until I heard the bugles.

And ye shall be transformed

The reason there are so many people in the world, Laurel, is so that each of you might at least find a few of them to love.

And ye shall be transformed,
The Universe

It's never mattered who you loved, Laurel.

You are my sunshine

Think of every single thing that you "have to" do to get through a day, Laurel, as things you "get to" do... before your turn is over.

Everything's a gift,
The Universe

You are my sunshine, Laurel.

Everyone loves you

Everyone loves you, Laurel, no matter what they think or say or do.

Me too,
The Universe

And it's quite good form, Laurel, to love them no matter what they think or say or do. Actually, you do anyway, so perhaps just admit it.

You are now who you most wanted to be

You are now who you most wanted to be, Laurel.

I'd say you're on a roll.

Shwing,
The Universe

You always were the perfectionist, Laurel, inspiring all who now call you "friend," and countless more who dream that they one day will.

Everything makes you more

How adventurous would life be, Laurel, if you were "challenge free"? If you had the perfect body, perfect self-esteem, everyone adored you, and you won the lottery every Sunday?

Not.

Now what if, painful as they may temporarily be, you could choose a life during which challenges might arise whenever your thinking needed expansion, on the sole condition that every one of them could be overcome no matter how daunting they may at first seem?

Everything makes you more,
The Universe

Besides, Laurel, everyone adores you anyway.

Dwell upon all that is good

All is well, Laurel. You don't have to like or love everything or everyone, not in the usual sense. Injustices and villains always abound during primitive times. You knew this would be true before you chose this life, just as you knew that the good and the beauty would far exceed the bad and the ugly.

Life is beautiful,
The Universe

Have your preferences, go where you're drawn, Laurel, and dwell upon all that is good.

Seeds of great accomplishment

It's often from a sense of discontent, feelings of incompleteness, or even a twinge of true unhappiness, Laurel, that the seeds of great accomplishment are sown.

Can I have a "Whoohooo!"?
The Universe

And can I please borrow your new, faster, fancier, lighter laptop, Laurel?

We one...

I'll love you no matter which path you choose, Laurel, and more, I'll be there ahead of you.

We one,
The Universe

So choose based upon your own happiness, Laurel, that's how I do it.

When someone behaves poorly

When someone behaves poorly, Laurel, it's always because they've forgotten how powerful they really are, how beautiful life is, and how much they're loved.

Always,
The Universe

You know, the entire gamut, Laurel, wearing stripes and plaid, writing "alot" as if it were a word, and manifesting the wrong thing, in front of the wrong person, at the wrong time.

Go for easy

You can change a great many things, Laurel. Or you can change.

Same-same,
The Universe

Go for easy, Laurel.

Even now.....

Even now, Laurel, as so many dreams of yours are in the midst of coming true, perhaps remember that I have dreamed even BIGGER and BETTER for you than you can now comprehend.

And my thoughts become things, too -
The Universe


Even now, Laurel, as so many dreams of yours are in the midst of coming true....

There comes a time

There comes a time, Laurel, in every life, when the valiant choice is made to take a courageous stand for oneself, in spite of consequences, against those who have behaved irresponsibly. And this is good.

Sometime afterwards, it ultimately dawns on all, however, that what they might be most concerned with are their own responsibilities. And this is trebly good.

Roll over Beethoven, hit me Amadeus, let's waltz Matilda -
The Universe


Hallelujah, Laurel, the winds are blowing.

B-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z...

At first, Laurel, we thought it would be really cool if only your "positive" thoughts became the things and events of your life.

But then we couldn't think of any things or events that wouldn't eventually be considered "positive," so we decided to just leave you "turned on" all the time.

B-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z...
The Universe

Not that you can't choose what you think, Laurel. You can and you do.

Everyone is one.

Actually, Laurel, it's not that we don't have celebrities here. Everyone is one.

Yet still, all eyes are upon the stars now learning that their thoughts become things.

That's you, Rock Star -
The Universe

Laurel, you're a legend to us many times over for all you've already brought to life... and for that "crazy" band of ten thousand angels that follows you everywhere...

Insisting on details..........

There's always more than one right answer, path, possibility, nuance, or flavor - so insist upon none.

Insisting on details, Laurel, always limits you.

Purple Moonbeam Chocolate, please -
The Universe

Coyote Ocean Cofferine? Double Chunky Banilla? Stop me, Laurel... Desert Cactus Crunch?

How you feel

How you feel, Laurel, is more important than anything else.

And this is something you get to choose, moment by moment.

Supercoolhappy works for me,
The Universe


How you feel, Laurel, is more important than anything else.

And it so is.

There's only one reason I can think of, Laurel, that an infinitely powerful, all-knowing, fun-loving, eternal gladiator of the Universe would ever choose to be born into a little human body, with stub-able toes, adrift in time, immersed in space, cloaked in mystery:

There'd have to be much more to what was going on than mere mortal eyes could behold, and it would have to be really, really, really, really, really beautiful.

And it so is.

You'll "see,"
The Universe

Love it all, Laurel, before it's just a really, really, really, really, really beautiful memory.

When was the last time?

When was the last time you pleasantly surprised or even shocked someone, Laurel, and remained anonymous?

Well, it just may be the most fun one can have in time and space.

Let's play,
The Universe


And the dividends, Laurel, are out of this world.

Imagine it changed...

After all these years, can you believe most people still think time is real, space is cold, and matter is solid?

If there's anything you want to change in your experience, Laurel, imagine it changed.

Real this,
The Universe

Actually, it hasn't really been that long, Laurel... "years..." Did you catch that?

Happy Birthday

Happy Birrrrthday to Youuuu,
Happy Birrrrthday to Youuuu,
Happy Birrrrthday Dear Laurel,
Happy Birrrrthday to Youuuu!

A few years back, not so long ago, heaven and earth erupted into a major celebration with the news of your impending adventure into this very time and space. You see, someone like Laurel Stone doesn't come along all that often. In fact, there's never been a single one like you, nor is there ever ANY possibility that another will come again. You're an Angel among us. Someone, whose eyes see what no others will EVER see, whose ears hear what no others will EVER hear, and whose perspective and feelings will NEVER, ever be duplicated. Without YOU, the Universe, and ALL THAT IS, would be sadly less than it is.

Quite simply:

You're the kind of person, Laurel,
Who's hard to forget,
A one-in-a-million
To the people you've met.
Your friends are as varied
As the places you go,
And they all want to tell you
In case you don't know:
That you make a big difference
In the lives that you touch,
By taking so little
And giving so much!

Laurel, you are so AWESOME! For your birthday, friends and angels from every corner of the Universe, including buddies you didn't know you had, will be with you to wish you the HAPPIEST of days and an exciting new year in time and space. You won't be alone!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Laurel!

Mike Dooley
Orlando, Florida, USA

PS - Laurel, this is going to be YOUR year!!

© TUT ®

There is a reason

Think of the one area of life that brings you the most discomfort, Laurel, and that's where you're ripe for growth.

Never fails,
The Universe

There is a reason for every season, Laurel.

Winning is inevitable

For the one who continues, Laurel, failure becomes impossible.

Phew!
The Universe

And winning, Laurel, becomes inevitable.

Progress...

Are you ready to consider that what you used to consider is now inconsiderable, Laurel?

Like that you're as loved for your fears as you are for your courage.

That's progress,
The Universe

I hereby consider you enlightened, Laurel. Not that I didn't before.

No challenges are too big

The reason for all challenges, Laurel, is so that you can finally learn that none are bigger than you.

Winner,
The Universe


None. Ever. You are destined for greatness, Laurel.

Oh, we are so close...

If people could only glimpse the unimaginable depth of the great love they were born of and to which they'll swiftly return, Laurel, and they realized that their choice to be "here" was made from the zenith of their own intergalactic brilliance, and they understood how much more their lives have made possible for others who will follow, I do believe they'd cut themselves a bit more slack, smell more flowers, and hold more hands.

Thanks Mom,
The Universe

Actually, Laurel, people can glimpse this and many do smell more flowers and hold more hands... oh, we are so close.

The most to overcome..

The very most anyone ever has to overcome, Laurel, is today.

Which is actually the "height limit" on all metaphorical lions, tigers and bears.

Double GRR-R-R-R-R...,
The Universe



Not that any given day, Laurel, isn't also the very best anyone could ever hope to receive.

When looking back

Ever wonder, Laurel, when looking back at your life, why it's easier to remember the good than the bad, the pleasant than the unpleasant, the laughs than the cries?

It's simply because there's always a lot more of the former.

In every life.

Mega more,
The Universe

Be honest, Laurel, you'll see, and have a laugh. I mean, another laugh.

Some people are happiest

Some people are happiest, Laurel, when they have something to be unhappy about.

Let 'em have it.

Not you,
The Universe

Of course, Laurel, they could be even happier, such is the art of life.

Billions of Bubbles

It's like every single life is being played out inside its own tiny, little bubble, Laurel. Floating effortlessly in the wind, alongside billions and billions of other bubbles.

Yet interestingly enough, while it's quite easy to peer inside other bubbles and notice what is or is not happening there, what they do and do not have, comparing to the point of envy or gloating, it's equally easy to notice, though so few do, that all of the bubbles are floating home, where everyone is equally worthy, important, and celebrated.

xxoo,
The Universe

I like that one, Laurel. And I love you.

When the going gets tough

When the going gets tough, Laurel, isn't it enough to remember that calm, peace, and happiness always return - for you and all those you love?

That you will breathe freely again? That you will stand tall again?

And that, if you really insist, you will sing that "Let's get ready to R-U-M-B-L-E..." song again - windows down, wind in your hair, double latte, riding shotgun - at the top of your lungs?

"Y'all ready for this...?"
The Universe

OMG, Laurel, I can hear you now!

You'll find what you're looking for...

In time and space, Laurel, if you just look for what's right - in others, in relationships, in yourself and your journey - you'll always find it.

Same when looking for what's wrong.

Tallyho,
The Universe


Now that's perfection, huh, Laurel?

So easy...

In life, Laurel, you can only ever be scared, when you believe in limits.

You can only ever feel lonely, when you stop doing things.

You can only ever become bored, when you no longer follow your heart.

And you can only ever get overwhelmed, when you think the illusions are real.

Whew! Who knew it could be so easy to get back on track?

The Universe


And usually, Laurel, it only ever seems hard, when you rush yourself.

Afraid of heights?

The day will come, I assure you, Laurel, when you will sit so high upon your throne - beaming and loving, known and adored - that absolutely no slight or violation you will have ever endured, will matter to you in the slightest.

That is, if that day hasn't already come.

All bow,
The Universe


I just hope you're not afraid of heights, Laurel.

Every day you get closer.

Even though you can't physically see a tree growing, Laurel, doesn't mean it's not. Right?

Same with the world spinning?

Gravity clinging?

So next time the masses are huddled at your feet, pining about dreams they claim are not coming true, you might remind them of this.

Every day you get closer.

Yo! Ho! Ho!
The Universe

You are so helpful, Laurel! I.O.U.

Truly Happy

There is always something, Laurel, to be happy about. Truly happy.

And if you have the audacity to find it and the courage to make it your focus, in spite of the countless temptations to do otherwise, you will have learned well, your life will be transformed, and all things will be added unto you.

"End" game,
The Universe

Trust me, Laurel, I have connections.

Around the bend....

Psss-s-s-s-t-t, Laurel! S-h-h-h-h-h-h!

Around the bend, in the unseen, arising from the very uncertainties that may now seem to taunt you, there are some amazing surprises, awesome twists, and spellbinding coincidences about to emerge that you can't even now imagine.

Mooo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-haaaa,
The Universe

For us, Laurel, here, because of you, watching is so-o-o-o much fun! (Someone pass the Twizzlers!)

"Don't forget the chocolate syrup"

Laurel, about your new, faster, fancier, lighter laptop, and that one day soon you will have more money than I need and begin saving... have you considered that once these dreams come to pass, you may become too popular to even grocery shop for yourself?

Yeah, your peeps can do it for you.

"Don't forget the chocolate syrup" -
The Universe

Laurel, consider it... often.

That's your purpose

Laurel, it's the way you think. That's your purpose. It's never been about what work you choose, what gifts you develop, or what niche you fill - let these be for your pleasure.

Think as only you can think, which will lead to feelings that only you can feel, from which connections will be made, lives will be changed, and worlds will come tumbling into existence.

Thanks,
The Universe


Laurel, this is why you're here.

Enjoy what you have...

When you don't know what you want, Laurel, it's probably time to begin enjoying what you have.

You've done so well for yourself,
The Universe

And you've done so well for the rest of us, too, Laurel. I'm loving my new new, faster, fancier, lighter laptop... just getting it ready for you!

Baby steps and acting small...

The difference between taking baby steps and acting small, Laurel, is that one prepares you for success, the other for a fall.

Cha, cha, cha -
The Universe



Laurel, of course the baby steps feel silly, this is how we test to see how badly you want what you want.

A few wispy thoughts away

Though folks never suspect this in their times of crises, Laurel, no one is ever more than a few wispy thoughts away from a rebound, breakthrough, or blazing new trails with friends, in love.

Burn rubber on me,
The Universe

Errrrrrkkkkkk!! Laurel, remember The Gap Band?

A reality-check....

In all of time and space, Laurel, can you think of anything more valuable than just another day?

Well if you can, I'll give that to you as well.

Feeling groovy,
The Universe


How's that for a reality-check, Laurel?

Another mystery

Ever notice, Laurel, how those who give their all to just "getting by," usually do? Yeah.

Then you must wonder, too, why they don't just give their all to rocking the flippin' world? Costs the same.

Just another one of life's mysteries,
The Universe

Laurel, this is still so your year!

Hoe

It's like everyone's given seeds that are capable of growing into the garden of their dreams, but no one's been told they even have them. Then, when they see their neighbor's garden growing, whether it's because their neighbor actually found their seeds or accidentally spilled them, there's a rush to see what's happening. In fact, whole industries are built around the buying, selling, and trading of other people's gardens. Agents are hired, sales teams assembled, and sometimes stocks and bonds are issued. Vendors compete, lawyers are hired, and accountants are sued. There are mergers and acquisitions, buyouts and takeovers, and of course 401k's, company picnics, and vacation days.

There are seeds that grow into private gardens. Seeds that grow into best sellers. And seeds that grow into happy families.

It's quite a riot, and often good fun, but Laurel, would you believe that one of the biggest impediments one has to discovering their own seeds, these days, is their fascination with the gardens of others?

Hoe,
The Universe

Laurel... we're already selling stocks and bonds on your garden!

Whenever feeling bamboozled

Whenever feeling utterly bamboozled or bored by life, Laurel, seek a higher perspective.

Because being bamboozled or bored, means there is one.

Yeah,
The Universe

And whenever bamboozled or bored by one of these NOTES, Laurel, tap the tip of your nose 3 times... and grin.

Remember when...

Laurel, remember when, as a child, just the sight of a swing set, or a pony, or a hula-hoop, would get your heart racing and your imagination somersaulting?

And without even thinking in words you felt that surely the world revolved around you, that you were the most blessed creature ever to live, and that having fun was all that really mattered?

Well, I still wonder how you knew so much, at such a tender age.

Tallyho,
The Universe

Laurel, to me, at times, it's as if there is only you. Actually, all the time.

Your secret blessing

Your secret blessing, Laurel, is that no matter where you go in time and space, you only ever have to be yourself - as courageous, vulnerable, bold, or afraid as you may feel - to find yourself amongst friends.

So loved,
The Universe

You're actually kind of like chocolate to other people, Laurel, when you're just being yourself.

You've come a long way

You've come a long way, Laurel, from the timid, shy soul you once were. Hiding out on distant planets, befriending alien tree forms, splashing in snow fed streams, and secretly planning your time on earth with a new, faster, fancier, lighter laptop and all.

So what do you say we drop all the practical logic, rational reasonableness, and cautious optimism, and give those tree forms something to talk about - before they start making stuff up.

You know trees.

I'm totally with you on this -
The Universe

Sometimes I feel like I've waited forever, Laurel, just to be you....

Can you feel it?

Today, dear Laurel, I thought I'd tell you how powerful you are, but would you believe... I couldn't find the words?

They do not exist.

Can you feel it?
The Universe


Neither is it possible for me to tell you, Laurel, how courageous you've been, how beautiful you are, and how adored you will always be.

Be the first to smile!

At all times and in all places, Laurel, always be the first to smile.

Beat you,
The Universe

And at some times in some places, Laurel, be the last to ask "how much?"

The more responsible

The more responsible one becomes, Laurel, the farther their wings reach.

Fly,
The Universe


And the brighter their aura, Laurel, the sweeter their glance, the softer their voice, the gentler their touch, the easier their breathing, the lighter their step, the cooler their sparkles....

Under the alias..

And just when we learned that it would be you, again, who'd change the course of the entire human civilization, we learned that this time you'd do it as an insider, on the ground, amongst the masses, under the alias of Laurel Stone...

Thanks for all the goose bumps, Laurel!
The Universe

An amazing life, Laurel, and quite the catchy name. Even better than your last, "Thog, Ruler of the Light."

Do you really need

Do you really need someone else's permission, acceptance, wink, or nod, Laurel, or are you ready to give these to yourself, now?

I say, "Ready. Now."
The Universe

Action, Laurel... take it, make it, bake it, go.

You're guided

Not only are you now dreaming, Laurel, but you're adored.

And not only are you adored, but you're guided.

A lot,
The Universe

"LEFT, Laurel! LEFT, NOW!!"

Think a little differently...

Really, all one has to do to transform their life, Laurel, is remind themselves to think and behave a little bit differently, each day.

Rainbows,
The Universe


Do you think I'd have made it difficult, Laurel?

Short term gains

Short term gains, Laurel, that don't feel good and make sense, can lead to long term pains.

Get smart,
The Universe

Follow your heart, Laurel, aim with your mind, and... remember you're never alone.

A time, space, and material perspective

To put a few "non-things" into a time, space, and material perspective, it's as if all the love that now bathes the world, Laurel, comes from a heart 7 zillion times larger than your sun.

Your "guardian angel" is so gigantic, her halo would reach the moon.

And your ultimate happiness is so assured, Laurel Stone, we've been celebrating your life since the day you were born.

Yeah, you insisted -
The Universe

Actually, Laurel, it's a toga and bunny slippers party, at your high cliff home, with Kool-Aid in the hot tubs and Twister in the atrium! Thanks!

A deal's a deal.

I didn't forget, Laurel. A deal's a deal.

You wanted to do it your way, change the world, and have a ball.

And you have.

Ah, it was nothing -
The Universe



Give yourself credit, Laurel, see the difference you've already made and appreciate the fun you've already had, and the ball will never end. Oh yeah, and your new, faster, fancier, lighter laptop... is right under your nose.

One's ability to succeed

One's ability to succeed, Laurel, is always proportional to one's willingness to fail.

Besides, all failures are temporary, all tigers are paper, and life is a many splendored thing.

Go for it, Laurel -
The Universe




It also helps to happy dance and "woo-hoo," lots, Laurel, but these are optional.

Skip to the fun part!

For millenniums, Laurel, the path to enlightenment has been made up of many steps. Most commonly, it begins with festering misunderstandings that lead to pain, the pain then leads to growth, growth leads to clarity, clarity leads to fun, fun leads to joy, and joy leads to true illumination.

May I recommend skipping to the fun part?

Love you forever, Laurel -
The Universe



Yes, Laurel, you can.

Catch a breeze

If speaking to a spiritual novice during the darker days of human evolution, Laurel, one might explain God, metaphorically, as if "He" were angry, testing, and judgmental.

To someone a bit more savvy, during easier times, one might explain God, metaphorically, as if "She" were always loving, nurturing, and forever conspiring on our behalf.

And to someone on the verge of a total breakthrough, during the latter days of human evolution, one might explain God by asking them to turn up the music, take off their shoes, walk in the grass, unleash the dogs, free the canary, catch a breeze, ride a wave, dance every day, get up early, take a nap, stay out late, eat chocolate, feel the love, give stuff away, earn it back, give some more, and laugh.... Really.

Really, really.

Catch a breeze, Laurel -
The Universe


Give some more, Laurel.

About the ground rules

About the ground rules, Laurel... You know, "paying your dues," "opportunity only knocking once" and "early birds getting the worms"...

Well, they were all made up by loving parents, who wanted more for their kids than they ever had, yet who knew absolutely nothing of life's magic, conspiring elements, and other sundry woo-woo.

Yeah, let's blow their loving minds.

Whooohooooooo!
The Universe


Opportunity never stops knocking. See what the woo-woo, Laurel, can do for you.

Fun anywhere, anytime

The most fun a baby soul can have comes from watching.

The most fun a young soul can have comes from doing.

And the most fun an old soul can have, Laurel, doesn't come from anything.

Crazy like a fox,
The Universe


Not that old souls, Laurel, aren't still the first to the playground, dance floor, or hoedown, but that they could have fun anywhere, anytime, like right here and now.

Butterfies are good

First, choose from the options that thrill you.

Then, choose the ones that also teach you.

And from these, Laurel, choose the scariest.

Butterflies in your tummy are good,
The Universe



That's how I got earth rolling, Laurel.

Wisdom arrives in silence

Wisdom arrives in silence, Laurel.

Shhhhhhh,
The Universe


And silence, Laurel, is always there.

"Vast"

Curiously, while you're discovering the God within you, Laurel, I'm discovering the Laurel Stone within me.

Thanks,
The Universe



There's more to you, Laurel, than you can presently imagine. "Vast" comes to mind... so does childlike, loves love, and ticklish....

You can have it all

Here, Laurel, friends adore you, strangers admire you, and physical laws fear you.

OMG - Is this like "Laurel Stone World," or what?

You can have it all,
The Universe


All of the elements now look to you for direction, Laurel, as do your peeps.

Quick!

Quick, Laurel! What's the shortest distance between have and have not?

Right!!! What distance?

You're there,
The Universe


Quicker still, Laurel! What's the shortest distance between you and your new, faster, fancier, lighter laptop???? Right! Which one?

Low days exist

Low days exist to remind you that you still have choices.

High days, Laurel, exist to remind you of how fast you rebound... among other things.

Boing,
The Universe


High days, Laurel, also remind you that no matter where you've been, I can still reach you.

shhhh'em-up

We often have to shhhh'em-up, Laurel, here in the unseen. It's because they become so excited when they see a really HUGE dream about to manifest in the seen, they completely forget that from where you are, nothing, yet, appears any different.

SHU-U-USH IT!
The Universe


Laurel, never trust appearances (unless they make you happy).

Only happy endings...

All the years and all the tears... boy, Laurel, aren't they gonna be shocked when they realize that nothing was ever lost - not friendships, not opportunities, not love - nothing?

And that they already had all those things they went searching for?

That never once were we disappointed in them?

That nothing had to be proved, learned, or earned?

That all along they were, in fact, the person they had always dreamed of becoming?

Glad we caught up with you when we did!!

Whoohoo!
The Universe



Laurel, there are only happy endings... if you believe in endings.

Yowza

Laurel, sometimes that which you don't understand is drawn to you so that you will understand it. But never because you needed the lesson, and not because all must be so initiated, but only because there had been earlier thoughts of awe, wonder, or criticism. And such thoughts, as all thoughts must, have rearranged your life.

Yowza,
The Universe



Laurel, I said "you," figuratively.

Worth the Wait

Sure, a lot of people already have a lot of "things" that you now imagine having, Laurel... but once you get "yours," you'll still get to be you.

Yeah, worth the wait.

Tallyho,
The Universe

I must have been "on fire" back on day 13, of month 5, in a year we'll always remember, huh, Laurel?

In the not too distant future

Laurel, just as you may now think, with some amusement, about prior civilizations who thought your earth was flat, there will be others, in the not too distant future, who will reel in disbelief that there was ever a time when abundance wasn't seen as spiritual, where a dream's manifestation wasn't considered inevitable, and that there were multitudes who knew so little of their importance, their power, and of how deeply they were loved.

Gasp -
The Universe


Laurel, we can't even tell them about your green M&M's.

Making it big

The thing about making it big, and doing it fast, Laurel, is that invariably the first steps will be small and slow.

Which oddly, for many, is the same reason they don't take them.

You know better, huh, Laurel?

Huh, huh, huh?
The Universe



Laurel, with enough little, bitty steps you're going to have to decide really soon about what you'll want for yourself after you get your new, faster, fancier, lighter laptop.

Zip, Zap, Zop

Hey, Laurel, don't you see? The "right" circumstances, people, and opportunities are just like "good" ideas - they come to you fastest, once you relax.

Zip, Zap, Zop,
The Universe




Maybe this is true, Laurel, because they all start out as "good" ideas....

Tests

Life's so called "tests," Laurel, aren't really tests at all. And to dispel a common misconception, they certainly aren't given by me.

They're just the facts and circumstances one has unintentionally crafted with their focus, that, ever so conveniently reveal powers not yet claimed and understandings not yet grasped.

Amazing how these things work themselves out, huh?
The Universe

If I were to test you, Laurel, first I'd give you the answers.

What you'll miss the most

The main thing those who've "passed" would like to tell those who've not "passed," Laurel, is that once you get over the shock of having safely arrived - completely intact, cool as ever, and bathed in love - what you'll miss most about Earth, after ice cream, is the beguiling romance of uncertainty.

Oh yes you will.

You really do have it made,
The Universe

®

Uncertainty, Laurel, only means I've yet to decide how to surprise you best, based upon all you're thinking, saying, and doing.

Whooohooooooo!

I've been asked to pass on a word, Laurel, from your closest friends in the unseen...

"Whooohooooooo!"

Hooligans,
The Universe



They said you'd know why, Laurel.

The trick with courage

The trick with courage, Laurel, is realizing that it isn't so much about overcoming fear, as it is about not settling for less. And then, it comes as effortlessly as a midsummer's night breeze.

Whhhhhhhhhhhhhh-a-a-a-a-a-a, who-o-o-osh -
The Universe


Or put another way, Laurel, it's about wanting something so greatly that no perceived risk can keep you from thinking about it, and moving towards it.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Just curious, Laurel, but when was the last time you relied upon me? You know, consciously realized you weren't alone as you went about your daily affairs, choosing a path, finding a parking space, or a new friend, or a great idea... and expected, at least, a little something?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Well, let's just say we do it more often.

K?
The Universe



Laurel, let there be no day you greet, no room you walk into, no street you drive upon, no plane you fly, no boardroom you rally, no mountain you climb, no parking lot, dance floor, beer hall, or Jacuzzi you frequent, that you don't consciously realize you aren't alone, and expect a little something. (No, can't really explain the Jacuzzi bit or the beer hall... you?)

Wouldn't it be nice to know

Wouldn't it be nice to know, and I do mean REALLY, REALLY know, that everything - absolutely everything - is going to turn out just fine? Really fine. Outrageously so.

Laurel, you can know this right now, as I do, if you just see yourself right now, as I do: a part of me.

Santi, Santi, Santi -
The Sun, the Moon, and the Stars



Laurel, it's twue, it's twue.

A whisper of time

One of the greatest things about finally reaching the "top of the mountain," Laurel - gazing about at the magnificence of life through tears of joy, thoroughly understanding every inch of your climb and its many unexpected setbacks, and grasping the dazzling perfection of it all - is looking back down at those still climbing (no, not what you're thinking, there's more...), still struggling, still lost and confused, and realizing with absolute certainty that they, too, will reach the top, in just a whisper of time.

Thank heavens,
The Universe


Laurel, you're such a lover.

Want More?

If I can handle plate tectonics... if I can wrap Saturn in rings... if I can hurl planets into place, and design Milky Ways, moths, and millipedes... just think what I can do for you.

Laurel, want more.

A lot more.

It opens doors.

Tallyho,
The Universe

No, Laurel, not the chocolate bar, the galaxy.

Not rebel, Laurel, revel!

Has "you not knowing how," Laurel, ever stopped me before?

Has "you not knowing the way," ever kept it hidden from me?

Has "you not knowing when," ever stopped me from figuring it out?

Ever?

Ever, ever?

Or, Laurel, do I revel in such freedoms?

The Universe



Not rebel, Laurel, revel! Still thinking of Billy Idol?

Expectation

Have you ever wondered, Laurel, why most people have less trouble with walking and not falling down, talking and making perfect sense, and breathing without stop, than they do with dieting, finding love, or getting rich?

Of course not, but it wouldn't be a bad idea.

It's because with walking, talking, and breathing (which, incidentally, are infinitely more complex than the latter), they engage the magic with intent and expectation, twitch a few general muscles to get things started, and then, with faith, they turn the rest over to me.

In the second group, they try to do it all themselves.

I rock like that,
The Universe


Laurel, you rock too.

Choose joy

Sadness, illness, and despair, are less conditions than they are decisions - to see yourself as less than you really are.

Good thing that's all, huh, Laurel?

Yours,
The Universe



There's truly nothing, Laurel, that need keep you from seeing the truth, and choosing joy.

Plant the seeds...

Laurel, no one has ever grown a garden...

(dramatic pause)

...that you couldn't grow yourself.

And I'm not just talking about the leafy kinds.

Let's till,
The Universe




Actually, Laurel, no one has ever grown a garden. That's what I do. But they have planted the seeds, held a vision, and cared for it, day-by-day-by-day.

"easy" is good,

Like most things in life, Laurel, getting what you want, or doing something new, or being really honest with yourself, is typically very, very hard for first timers, but then... it becomes patently, ridiculously, absurdly and preposterously EASY for the rest of eternity.

I'd say do it right, nail it, whatever it takes, because "easy" is good, and eternity is long.

Comprende?
The Universe



OK, Laurel, I meant "eternity is a long time" - but I'm practicing easy.

Simple kindness

You're the kind of person, Laurel, who saves so much time every month with wise decisions, creative thoughts, and simple kindness, that if you were anyone else, you'd toot your own horn, take the next week off, and stop feeling guilty for not doing more.

Really...
The Universe



Yes, Laurel, simple kindness saves time! It also extends lives, loudens laughter, and compounds interest. And yes, "loudens" is a word... now.

Being genuinely kind...

Being fair and reasonable will earn you respect and admiration, but being genuinely kind, Laurel, will make you a total love magnet.

Pucker up,
The Universe



Go for love magnet, Laurel.

I'll have what she's having!

Did you know, Laurel, that you can expect extraordinary miracles to manifest in your life about 2% more often, simply by learning that your thoughts become the things and events of your life?

"Whoop-de-do."

And that you can expect extraordinary miracles to manifest about 25% more often, when you not only learn this, but you also visualize at least several times a week?

"Oh, cowabunga."

But when you understand that "thoughts become things," you visualize, and you begin saying and doing things, every day, that you've never said or done before, the onslaught of serendipities and coincidences are immeasurable.

"Holy #$%^! I'll have what she's having!"

Yeah, sounds like it's worth it -
The Universe


That last line was from the movie "When Laurel Met the Universe"... or something like that.

It's no coincidence

True, Laurel, not everyone is "meant to" have their own new, faster, fancier, lighter laptop.

For many, even dreaming of such things is virtually impossible.

Fortunately, you're neither of those people.

And it's no coincidence,
The Universe


Prepare thy way, Laurel.

Nice, isn't it?

Nice, isn't it, Laurel? How you can always see the little girl or little boy in another, if you but look. And then how you can see that the mask they sometimes wear isn't to inspire your fear, but to hide their own.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...
The Universe



Laurel, I can't help falling in love with you.

Trees have personalities...

Did you know that here, Laurel, in the unseen and in worlds far removed from your own, trees actually have personalities as strong and distinct as your own?

True... it's the same where you are, but no one would ever believe it.

Timber...
The Universe



Except, Laurel, maybe you, which is why I thought I'd mention it....

Such a Deal

It wasn't ever supposed to hurt, Laurel. You weren't ever supposed to cry. And I never dreamed you'd sometimes feel so helpless.

Yet, as things have turned out, lots of folks have trouble getting out of bed on cold, dark mornings.

Anyhow, Laurel, should there also be the occasional pain, tear, or touch of sadness beyond that, please realize these were anticipated, bargained for, and even sought after. As each would illuminate your resiliency, prove your strength, and help you blast through every flimsy notion that would otherwise keep you from seeing that even now I hold you in the palm of my hand and that all things are possible.

Such a deal,
The Universe

Laurel, couldn't you just turn on all the lights and pretend the sun is already up?

Do-overs don't count

In many regards, Laurel, it's as if everyone is playing a giant board game, and this time around you chose the Laurel Stone token. Clutch!

Now, the object is not to buy properties, or to contort your body, or to vote others off, but simply to like all that Laurel Stone likes, to choose all that Laurel Stone wants to choose, and to follow Laurel Stone's heart, all in the tiny little turn you're given.

Proceed directly to "GO," and collect your very own new, faster, fancier, lighter laptop -
The Universe



Do-overs don't count, Laurel.

Think bigger -

Hypothetically, if you'd like to be able to spend $1,000,000 a year, Laurel, perhaps on yourself, or maybe to shower upon your favorite charities (incidentally, either will have me beaming), don't you think as part of defining the end result you ought to know just how much you'd be spending, on average, per day? I mean, you wouldn't buy a car without peeking through its windows, would you? The details are crucial. You owe it to yourself to make sure it's exactly what you want.

$2,739.73.

Right. Not nearly enough.

See what I mean?

Think bigger -
The Universe



Hypothetically, Laurel, just hypothetically.

No goat jokes...

One's ability to stop kidding themselves, Laurel, is what brings about the greatest breakthroughs, fastest comebacks, and happiest feet.

No goat jokes, please -
The Universe




And one's ability to stop kidding themselves, Laurel, is always a function of one's willingness. Ba-a-a-a-ha-ha....