Most people will find the following very hard to believe, Laurel, but, there is nothing, ever, worth being unhappy about.
Because no matter what happens, it will add to you, you'll still live forever, and our love affair will remain tabloid fodder in realms far, far away.
Thank you.
Earth rocks,
The Universe
But then, Laurel, "most people" don't believe in a Universe that conspires, dotes, and sends emails.
