In a slightly different world, if dogs believed in "soul mates" when it came to choosing their owners... can you imagine how lonesome most would be?
Oh, there's definitely room for "picky," Laurel, but there's also room for "surprise me."
Surprise me,
The Universe
"Cute Dachshund ISO cool human (like Laurel Stone) with nice house near Larsen. Must be mind-reader, watch Animal Planet, and listen to Dr. Dre. No pic, no reply."