Want to know who you really meet in heaven, Laurel?
No, after the parade.
No, after the break dancing and hula-hooping.
No, Laurel, after you meet the good souls who invented rainy nights and "sleeping in."
Everyone. You're simply adored.
No hurry, though -
The Universe
Then we'll race you over to the hot tub, Laurel. It's really big.